do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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