R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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