we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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