im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
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