But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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