Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
he had hair everywhere except his balls
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
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