I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
There was a lot of him and a little penis
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
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