I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
i justawanted to let you know that illi aalways be thwew for ui and o qill waasag youer dog whenebvet u wsnt
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
Dude, I just masturbated with my cat sleeping on my boobs....
You have GOT to get this crazy cat lady thing under control. I'm finding you a man. And you'll take him, and thank me. After that text, you have no right to be picky.
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