I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
where am i from again
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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