Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
The chlamydia really affected his face.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
Randomize
