her vagine was all disorganized.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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