16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
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