I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
We had sex on a dog bed..
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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