: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
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