never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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