This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
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