Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
Randomize
