so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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