And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
I just got carded by a ten year old.
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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