Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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