It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
pop tarts are not kleenex
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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