did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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