in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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