Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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