sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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