I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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