it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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