Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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