I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
