oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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