Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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