Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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