i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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