I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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