Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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