4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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