So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Xanax induced break ups are the best. Since I'm a professional fiancee, I'm going to break up with them on Xanax from now on. It didn't hurt one tiiiiiny bit.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
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