love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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