Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
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