I need help removing her.
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
Randomize
