i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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