can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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