we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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