But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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