i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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