Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
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don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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