I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
Randomize
