So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
Randomize
