She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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