if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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