they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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