i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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