Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
she gave me a handjob in the middle of the night and my stomach growled so she walked out totally naked and came back 5 minutes later with two sandwiches. who the fuck says getting married is awful?
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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